Funny Sims patch notes

Instead of complaining about bugs in the game, why don't we take a few minutes to look at this Kotaku article about Sims patch notes. Just read them and realize how ridiculously funny they are.

Small snippet:

• Sims can no longer "Try for Baby" with the Grim Reaper.
• Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies.
• Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
• The Murphy Bed has been made less lethal.